Taoism
|
Shit
happens. |
Confucianism
|
Confucius
say, "Shit Happens". |
Buddhism
|
If
shit happens, it is not really shit. |
Zen
Buddhism
|
What
is the sound of shit happening? |
Hinduism
|
This
shit happened before. |
Islam
|
If
shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
Judism
|
Why
does shit always happen to us? |
Catholicism
|
If
shit happens, you deserved it. |
Protestantism
|
Let
shit happen to someone else. |
| Scientology |
This
shit happened to you 75 million years ago, but it
will only cost $360,000 today for us to remove it.
|
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